The NFL Wouldn’t Rename the Redskins, So We Did

Does your name offend a substantial number of human beings? Is it an outdated, horrible slang term from the early 19th century? Is it possibly illegal? Does it, by its very nature, reduce that same group of people to a skin tone?

If so, you might be in the market for a name change!

Yes, Redskins, we’re talking to you. In fact, we’re so concerned about your case that we’re suggesting replacements. They’re names that belong in the NFL, honor the past, and allow you to keep your colors.

But their biggest strength is that they aren’t racist.