Need to Name a: Discount Fish Market?

Over here at A Hundred Monkeys we’ve been seriously underwhelmed with the number of ridiculous naming projects we’ve been invited to work on. Sure, we get the occasional sex toy startup or menopause-soothing necklace, but these are still weighed down by the anchors of reality.

So starting today, we’re going to present a weekly round of names for a fictional business. This week’s fictional business is: Discount Fish Market.

Fish is expensive. So when you want a fillet of salmon for the cost of a Big Mac, you turn to…

Funky Tuna
Sniff Test
Depth Charge Fish Co.
Kansas Sushi Supply
Life on the Line
One Fish Two Fish, Old Fish New Fish
Hookers N Stinkers
Chum House
Mercury Rising
Salmon Ella’s

Check back next week for more ridiculous fake names.