Need to Name a: Tactical Bowie Knife Company?

At A Hundred Monkeys, we’re always hoping for ridiculous naming projects. Need to name a stable of Mongolian racehorses? We do that. Don’t know what to call your urban marijuana farm? We can help.

Each week, we’re giving away free names. We’re nice like that. If you’re lucky enough to be in the tactical Bowie knife business, consider these names:

• Thunderblade Deathstorm
• Cutty Shark
• Screaming Eagle 1776
• Cold Glory
• Zombie Cutter
• Assailer Derailer
• The Devil Himself
• Inalienable Knife Fights
• Rough Surgery
• Aggressive Merchandise
• First Amender 

Check back next week for more ridiculous fake names.